"Why is it spewing pink things? Oh no it sounds awful, make it stop!" - Someone's ex-wife

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Love is in the air at the start of February, and what better than to give a gift to someone you either fancy or non-platonically love? We at contraption warned the folks at Cupid Inc. we'll bring in a monstrosity, and by the graces of their open minds, we give you the Shy Heart Buddy!

What is the shy heart buddy? Well, this is a question we do not know, however, we can answer that it is a marvelous bird with a voice akin to a marvelous singer refined by a thousand years' worth of tobacco -- all with the pleasantries of bile and throat issues.

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